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Did You Enjoy “HIGH NOON”? Do You Enjoy SCI-FI? GREAT! Then You Will LOVE “OUTLAND”!!!
- “OUTLAND” Was Released In 1981, And It Stars… … …SEAN CONNERY!!!
(TAGLINE: "ON JUPITER'S MOON HE'S THE ONLY LAW.")
HONESTLY, My Peeps…
…This Flick…
“OUTLAND“
…Is…
MY FAVE-FAVE SEAN CONNERY FLICK Of ALL-TIME!!!
.Period.
It Always Has Been.
And…
…It’s Very Likely To Always Be.
As My Headline States…
“OUTLAND“
…Really Is Like…
“HIGH NOON“
…Except It Takes Place…
…
…
…IN OUTER-SPACE!!!
O.M.G.
!!! !!! !!!
Exactly, My Peeps.
It’s WONDERFUL!
SEAN CONNERY
…Is…
“MARSHAL O’NEIL“
…The NEW Law In “Town”.
Only, The “Town” Is A CORPORATE-RUN-MINING-OPERATION On JUPITER’s MOON “IO”!!!
(I Can Tell You're Already Hooked Simply Based On The Possibilities!)
“MARSHAL O’NEIL“
…Takes Exception To Being Bossed-About By The Mining-Ops’ General Manager…
“SHEPPARD“
(Played Perfectly By PETER BOYLE)
…All The While He’s Trying To Figure-Out…
…WHY People Are Dying…
…And…
…WHY Are People Going Insane???
Soooo…
“MARSHAL O’NEIL“
…Enlists The Help Of…
“DR. LAZARUS“
(Played Equally Well By FRANCES STERNHAGEN)
…In His Investigations.
Come To Find-Out…
…Those Who Are Going Crazy And Offing Themselves AND Other Folks…
…Are ALL Taking A Powerful Drug That Does Make Them Work Harder And Faster…
…But It ALSO Eventually Causes Them To Go PSYCHO!
When…
“MARSHAL O’NEIL“
…Starts Puttin’ The Smack Down…
“SHEPPARD“
…Calls In The HIRED-GUNS To Stop The Marshal Before He Ruins Their Whole Operation!!!
And…
…Of Course…
…The People Of The “Town” Are All Too Cowardly To Step-In And Help The Marshal.
!!! !!!
It’s A HELLUVA FLICK, My Peeps!!!
And I DO Refer To It As A TOTALLY FORGOTTEN CLASSIC.
.Period.
Hell…
…Most Folks Don’t Even Know This One Exists.
BUT…
…That’s Why I’M Here!!!
Trust Me, Kiddies…
…If You Haven’t Seen…
“OUTLAND“
…And You’re Into The Plot-Line I’ve Just Lightly Laid Out…
…And You LOVE’YA Some…
SEAN CONNERY
(And Who Doesn't Love Themselves Some SEAN CONNERY!!!)
…Then It COULD BE The Proverbial Diamond-In-The-Rough For Ya.
Fo SHO Fo SHO, My Peeps!!!
Do You Trust Me???
GREAT!!!
I Simply KNEW YOU DID!!!
!!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!! !!!
(Totally NOT) Random Movie Mention (Special Edition): “THE 7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD” (1958)
I’ve Been A Fan Of The Sinbad Films All Of My Life…
…But…
“THE 7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD“
…Has Been My Absolute FAVE-FAVE Of The Entire Sinbad Saga.
Released In 1958…
“THE 7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD“
…Also Stars My Favorite Actor To Portray The Character Of Sinbad…
KERWIN MATHEWS
…Though Mr. Mathews Is NOT The Major Selling Point For The Film.
No, That Honor Belongs To The Special-Visual-Effects WIZARDRY Of…
RAY HARRYHAUSEN
!!!
He’s The Man Responsible For The Visuals Of Other Such Classics As…
“MIGHTY JOE YOUNG” (1949)
“THE BEAST FROM 20,000 FATHOMS” (1953)
“JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS” (1963)
…And Of Course…
“THE CLASH OF THE TITANS” (1981)
!!!
You Should Trust Me On This One, My Peeps, When I Say…
“THE 7TH VOYAGE OF SINBAD“
…Is So So SO MUCH FUN!
I Recommend It To ANYONE Who’s A Fan Of Classic Monster Movies…
…Or Is A Fan Of AMAZINGLY WONDERFUL Special-Effects.
It Was Re-Released On DVD A Couple Years Ago…
…And The Film Transfer Is Absolutely GORGEOUS!
And If You’re Still Unsure About It…
…Even TIME MAGAZINE Says…
“ONE OF THE BEST MONSTER PICTURES EVER MADE.”
That Ain’t No Jive, My Peeps.
It Really Is A Classic Of The Genera.
Like I Said…
…You Should Trust Me On This One.
I Just Finished Watching It Right This Minute.
I’m On Full-Time Uncle Duty, At Present.
So, I’m Constantly Having To Find Ways To TRY And Entertain My Nephew.
Sooo, I Showed Him This One.
I Think He Really Enjoyed It.
Score One For Uncle Brad!!!
“True. I Was Their Number-One Son, And They Treated Me Like Number-Two…”
(NOT SO) Random (JAMES BOND BLU-RAY) Movie Mention: “A VIEW TO A KILL” (1985)
Yeah, That’s What’s On.
I Just Happen To Have This Classic JAMES BOND Caper On Ye Ole BLU-RAY, Now!
Exciting, Eh?!
For The Longest Time, I Insisted To My Friends ((and anyone else whom might/might-not care)) That This BOND Adventure…
“A VIEW TO A KILL“
…Was MY ULTIMATE-FAVORITE BOND Flick.
Period.
And, For The Bulk Of My Youth, It Honestly Was.
While It May Not Be MY FAVORITE Any Longer, It Remains A True Joy For Me To Kick-Back And Watch.
“A VIEW TO A KILL” And “OCTOPUSSY” Actually Started My Personal Love Affair AND Adventure With Ole -007- And His Amazingly Wonderful World.
I Sincerely Haven’t Looked Back, Since.
I’ve Been Hooked From The Onset.
I Do So So SO Love This Movie, And Think It To Be Very Very VERY Underrated.
Yeah, I’ll Grant That ROGER MOORE Was A Little “Long-In-The-Tooth” At Times During This One.
It Can’t Be Denied, So I Won’t Even Try To Do So.
But, Did It Honestly Bother Me???
Nope.
NOT. AT. ALL.
I’m A Huge ROGER MOORE Fanboy.
He Shall Always AND Forever Be MY FAVORITE BOND, And It’s Pure Bliss For Me To Watch Him Go On A Mission As The World’s Most Famous Spy.
“A VIEW TO A KILL” Co-Stars CHRISTOPHER WALKEN As Our Baddie, The F-in’ Brilliantly Insane “MAX ZORIN“, Whom Is Hell-Bent On Destroying Silicon Valley, California, With A Man-Made MEGA-DISASTER!
He Wants To Corner The World’s Microchip Market, You See.
Honestly, He’s The Icing On The Sweet Sweet Cake That Is A ROGER MOORE Bond-Fest.
And, If CHRISTOPHER WALKEN Is The Icing, Then GRACE JONES As The Evil Henchwoman “MAY-DAY” Is The Strawberry On-Top!
(((I hate raw cherries, so those don't come anywhere near my sweet sweet cakes with icing!)))
Just Sayin’.
This Flick Is Truly PRICELESS.
It’s Over-The-Top At Times, But It’s Totally Worth It, My Peeps.
The Chase Scene Going From The Eiffel Tower, And Ending With A Crashed Wedding On A Barge, Is Simply Wonderful FUN.
And, That’s Exactly What The Whole Flick Is…
…FUN!!!
Sometimes, That’s Really All I’m Lookin’ For.
I’m Very Happy To Have Now Added This BOND Caper To My Blu-ray Collection, And Now I’m Going To Get Back To Watching It.
I’ve Likely Seen It 412′ish Times…
…BUT It Has Yet To Get Old.
OH, And Don’t Forget About The Film’s Theme Song!
It’s Performed By Another Person Favorite…
DURAN DURAN
!!! !!! !!!
It’s STILL My Absolute Favorite BOND Theme Song.
Period Period Period.
Y’all Should Give This BOND Flick Another Chance, My Peeps.
It Is Deserving Of At Least That Much.
Who Knows, Maybe You’ll Encounter A New Found Appreciation For It.
I Know I Did, And I Already Really Enjoyed It.
You Just Can’t Beat JAMES BOND On The BLU-RAY!!!
Happy Movie Watching, Kiddies!!!
BRADLEY -Vs- “DARK CITY”: A Rematch 15 Years In The Making!
Opening Night.
1998.
I Was There.
I’ll Never Forget That Night, Honestly.
My Friends And I Had Decided Long Before It Was Released We Would Be Seeing This One On Said Opening Night.
Back In The 1980s And 1990s, That’s What Everyone Did On A Friday Night. You’d Meet-Up With Your Friends And You’d Head To The Local Movie Theater.
It Was Almost Like A Ritual. We Simply HAD HAD HAD To Go See Something.
Living In A Small Midwestern Town, It’s What We Had To Do.
It Was Our Best Option For Having A Good Time. It Was Either That, Or Go Walk Around The Mall.
I Know, Right, We Were Lame.
ANYWAY…
…We All Loaded-Up And Drove A Few Towns Over To The Much Larger Theater.
It’s About A 25-Minute Drive.
(((well we probably made it in less than 20-minutes, but it's SUPPOSED to take longer)))
Upon Entering The Theater, I Was Immediately Horrified To Find It Totally Packed.
The Only Seats Left Weren’t Ideal, To Say The Least.
We Took Said Seats, Anyway.
We Weren’t About To Miss This Flick.
Period.
Sadly, The Theater Was BLAZING-ASS-HOT!
Not Hot As In “Hip & Cool”…
…No…
…I Mean It Was F-in’ HOT HOT HOT Like Hell’ishly HOT!
Like 714-Degrees HOT!
It Was February, And Therefore Cold Outside.
So, The Theater People Had The Heat Cranked Allllll The Way Up.
That’s How It Felt, Anyway.
Couple That With A Totally Packed House, And Yeah.
HOT HOT HOT!!!
The People Sitting In Front Of My Friends And I Never Stopped Gabbing. Someone’s Pocket-Pager Went Off Like 10-Times. I Couldn’t Follow The Plot Very Well Because Of The Distractions And Became Very Confused As To What The Hell Was Really Going On.
It Was All Too Much.
Add In The Fact That “DARK CITY” Is A Dark, Slower-Paced Thriller And It Becomes Easier To Understand Why I Left The Theater Afterward Vowing To NEVER Watch This Flick Ever Ever EVER AGAIN!
And I Didn’t.
For 15 Years, My Vow Stood Strong And Unwavering.
That Is, Until Very Recently.
Seeing “DARK CITY” On Opening Night Was THE WORST THEATER EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE.
Period.
It Had Totally Tainted My View Of The Movie.
You See, I Took-Out My Frustrations Of The Night On The Film. I Shouldn’t Have, But I Did.
My Bad.
Upon Watching It Again, Finally, After 15 Years, I Finally Realized I Had Made A Horrid Mistake.
“DARK CITY” Really Is A Quality Flick, My Peeps.
Watching It In The Comfort Of My Own Home, Without Distractions, I Was Able To Finally Appreciate It For What It Is.
A Very Good SCI-FI THRILLER.
It’s Well Acted.
(((starring RUFUS SEWELL, KIEFER SUTHERLAND, JENNIFER CONNELLY, and WILLIAM HURT)))
It’s Well Directed.
(((craftily done by ALEX PROYAS whom also directed another favorite of mine "THE CROW")))
The Sets And Special F/X Are Very Cool.
The Plot Can Be A Touch Confusing At Times, But You’ll Eventually Get It In The End.
All In All, I Was Saddened It Had Taken Me So Long To Finally Give It Another Chance.
BUT, In The End, I’m Super Glad I Did.
“DARK CITY” Deserved Better Than What It Got.
It Deserved Better Than What I Gave It.
SO, Here I Am, Trying To Rectify The Problem.
If You’ve Seen This One, GREAT.
If You’ve Not, Well, DO SO.
Some People Can’t Get Enough Of “DARK CITY“…
…Some People Can’t F-in’ Stand It.
WHICH ONE ARE YOU?!??!?
My Curiosity Abounds.
“CASINO ROYALE” (2006) Starring DANIEL CRAIG As JAMES BOND -007… …Brilliance In Motion.
I’d Totally Forgotten How Wonderful This Flick Is.
In Fact…
…It Totally Trumps The Entire PIERCE BROSNAN Series Of Films.
“CASINO ROYALE“
…Is One Of The BEST BOND FLICKS Since…
“LICENCE TO KILL“
…And That’s Saying A Lot.
I Simply LOVE…
“LICENCE TO KILL“
…And It’s One Of My All-Time FAVES From The BOND FRANCHISE.
I Consider It THE MOST Underrated BOND Flick.
Period.
Now…
“CASINO ROYALE“
…Is A Reboot.
It Takes JAMES BOND (DANIEL CRAIG) From His First Kill, All The Way Through, What Turned Out To Be, An Exceptional Adventure.
Once I’m Done With This One…
…I Plan To Watch…
“QUANTUM OF SOLACE“
…Which I ALSO Consider An Exceptionally Underrated BOND Flick.
What Are YOU Watching Tonight, My Peeps?!?!
Anything Worth Mentioning?!?!
I Sure Hope So!!!
Bring On The BOND, My Peeps!!!
Bring On The BOND!!!!!!!
















