Action Sequel Double-Shot: “THE EXPENDABLES 2″ and “THE DARK KNIGHT RISES” (2012)

Last Night, I Double-Dosed Myself On A Pair Of Action Sequels…

THE EXPENDABLES 2

(2012)

The_Expendables_2_poster (via Wikipedia)

…And…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

(2012)

Dark_knight_rises_poster (via Wikipedia)

:D       :D

I Can EASILY Say This…

I Liked Both Flicks MORE Than Their Preceding Flicks, Fo SHO!

;)

In Regard To…

THE EXPENDABLES 2

…It Was One Of The MOST FUN Hardcore Action Cheese-Fests I’ve Ever Experienced.

Period.

I Had A Total BLAST Giving It A Go!

Almost All Of My Classic Faves Were Present!

SYLVESTER STALLONE

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

BRUCE WILLIS

CHUCK NORRIS

DOLPH LUNDGREN

…And…

JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME

:D

WOOT!!!

Yeah.

It Was Fun, Fo Flippiddy-Flippin’ SHO!!!

And As For…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

…I Can Tell You Was BETTER Than…

THE DARK KNIGHT

…Though, Sadly, That’s Not Saying Too Much.

I Didn’t Like…

THE DARK KNIGHT

…And Felt That…

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

…Was Fun, But Horribly OVER-LONG.

I Was Gearing-Up For A Big Finish…

…Only To Realize There Was Still An HOUR Left In It.

Sheesh.

BUT…

…It Was Pretty Entertaining.

I Liked It.

That’s About All I Did, Though.

I Haven’t Been Much Of A Fan Of This Batman Trilogy.

I Wanted To Be.

I Still Want To Be.

I’m Just, Ya Know, Kinda Not.

Oh Well.

Shit Happens.

My Bad.

ANYWAY.

You Know I Hate Spoilers, So I Won’t Delve Too Deeply Within These Two Flicks.

All I’ll Say Is The Same Thing I’ve Already Said…

…BOTH Were BETTER Than The Flicks That Preceded Them.

What More Could You Ask Of Me?!

What?!?

THE EXPENDABLES 2

…Was FUN.

THE DARK KNIGHT RISES

…Was FUN.

So, I Suppose Complaining Would Only Be Done In The Event Of An Argument.

Otherwise…

…Nah…

…I Won’t Complain.

I’ll Likely End-Up Owning Them Both.

Well…

…Okay…

…Perhaps I Won’t…

…But I’ll Buy Them For Someone Whom Has No Issues With Letting Me Borrow Them.

That Way I Don’t Feel Scummy Or Dirty.

I’ll Just Need Them Once A Year Or So.

That’s What I’m Banking-On, Anyway.

Sound Like A Plan To You?!

GREAT!!

It Does To Me, ALSO.

;)

:D       :D

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5 responses to “Action Sequel Double-Shot: “THE EXPENDABLES 2″ and “THE DARK KNIGHT RISES” (2012)

  1. Expendables 2 was a lot of fun wasn’t it? Way better than the first. Still like the original Dark Knight though, only because of the performance of Heath Ledger.

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  2. I don’t watch too many movies, and haven’t seen either of these flicks (that’s the third Batman, right? I’ve seen the first two). I like the idea of “Expendables,” but generally am not an action movie guy. Honestly, I’m not much fun to go to the movies with.

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    • Yep, THE DARK KNIGHT RISES Is The 3RD Flick.
      And It’s Okay, RK, I’m No Fun In The Movies Either.
      My ADHD Kicks In And The Next Thing I Know I’ve Got A Leg Bouncing…
      …I’m Checking My Watch Every 5 Minutes…
      …I’m Making Sure I Have Enough Free Refills Of My $6 Soda (it’s the only time I allow myself to indulge in plentiful bounties of sodie-pop) etc etc
      And I Fidget. A LOT. ;)

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