(Not So) Random (Blu-ray) Movie Mention: “ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER” (2012)

Alright…

…So I Did Get ’round To Watching (On The Blu-ray)

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER

…And…

…Well…

…What Can I Say?!

Hmm.

Well…

…Honestly…

I Had Fun.

Perhaps Even MORE Fun Than I Rightly Should Have.

Was It A Good Film?

Nah.

Not Really.

Was It A Sufficiently Sufficient “B-Movie”/Action/Horror/Schlock Flick?

Yeah.

Actually, It Was.

:)

Is It Gonna Win An “Oscar”?

Nah.

Not At All.

Is It Gonna Get A Couple “Razzie” Noms?

Yeah.

Actually, It (likely) Will.

:)

Do I Appear To Give A Rat’s Ass Either Way?

Nah.

Not Really.

Does That In Any Way Take Away From The Cheesy Pleasure I Received From Checking-It-Out?

NOT. AT. ALL.

Period.

:D

It Is Was It Is…

…It Is What It Was…

…It Is What It’ll Always Be…

Cheese-Tastic.

Is That EXACTLY What I Expected It To Be?

Yep.

TOTALLY!

:D

What?!

Oh, Like You Really Had High Hopes!!

You KNOW You Didn’t.

You KNEW What It Was Going To Be.

And It Was EXACTLY That.

Cheese-Tastic.

Period.

I’ve Seen Worse Flicks, Fo SHO, My Peeps.

I Loved RUFUS SEWELL As The Big Baddie Vamp “Adam”

…So That’s Nifty.

Mr. SEWELL Has Always Been A Personal Fave Of Mine.

A Very VERY Underrated Actor, To Say The Least.

He Helps The Flick Succeed Much More-So Than It Would Have Otherwise.

Or So I Believe.

THE BOTTOM LINE:

ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER

…Is…

…Was…

…Always Will Be…

…BETTER…

…Than A Poke-In-The-Eye…

…With A Sharp-Stick…

…In A K-Mart Parking-Lot.

That’s Good Enough, Right?!

Riiight.

Good Enough, Indeed.

;)       :D       :)

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6 responses to “(Not So) Random (Blu-ray) Movie Mention: “ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER” (2012)

    • Hehehe, I’m Glad You Enjoyed It, Ms. Emily! Like I Said, It Was Fun. And That’s All I Really Wanted/Needed It To Be :) I Wasn’t Expecting An Epic Beyond Epics… Just Something Fun To Escape With. And I Got Exactly That. So I’m Satisfied. ;)
      -B.

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  1. I always love a good bit of well-thought-out alt-history. The burning bridge scene is a little over the top, but I love how the movie version “ends” with Abe preparing to go to Ford Theater (leaving the interpretation of the assassination events to the audience’s imagination..if they never read the novel, that is!) This flick is also in my Blu-Ray stash.

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  2. i thought it was gonna suck so bad but at the same time i was curious. and yeah, it was what is was.. it was ok. exceeded my expectations even ^^

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  3. Reblogged this on "You Jivin' Me, Turkey?" and commented:

    Watched This Little Number This Evening With The Bestie.
    He Had Never Bothered To See It, So I Figured I’d Showcase It For Him.
    Sadly, He Fell Asleep BEFORE It Was Over.
    Bahahahaha!!! :D
    Like To Keep My Audiences Riveted!!! ;)
    -B.

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