By Tardsie

We are delighted to present a second installment of Ask Tardsie, where we answer your questions–no matter how bizarre or uninformed–as honestly as we feel like.

NOW IN GLORIOUS HEAR-O-VISION!

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Jennifer Worrell is eager to learn how "quaint" made the jump from naughty to nice.

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Tom Simard asks why his dentist insists on humming while he works.