Reblogged from Promethean Times:
By Smaktakula
In which we present Part II of the Lost Headlines.
Look, if you want to waste your time reading the articles, more power to you. As for us, the headlines tell us all we really need to know.
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The Upside of Dyslexia ~ There is no dog-bamn u9sibe!
These Are PRICELESS!
I Literally Laughed So Hard I ALMOST Peed! hahahahaha






Thanks, Brad! Spontaneous urination is what we’re trying for. We came so close! We’ll get you next time.
Next Time, I Promise, If Peeing Is An Option…
…I’ll Make A Go Of It!
It’s All In A Quality Cause, Right?!
RIGHT!!!
I Look Forward To It Greatly, Smak!!! hehehe