After Having Heard So Much About It…
…I Knew I Was Destined To Eventually See The Flick…
“THE WOMAN“
…And That Time Finally Came.
Since It Was Being Sold At The Local Video Store For A Mere $3…
…I Ended Up Owning It BEFORE Having Ever Seen It.
I Don’t Normally Do That, As No One Really Should.
What Happens If You Don’t Like It?
Most Places Don’t Accept Returns On Movies Anymore…
…UNLESS It’s Damaged In Some Way And You’re Just Wanting To Exchange Your Funky Copy For A Fresh One Of The Same Flick.
HOWEVER, My Peeps…
…In This Instance…
…I Was HAP-HAP-HAPPY To Have Made My Simple Purchase.
“THE WOMAN“
…To Put It Mildly…
…Is…
…EFFIN’ CRAZY CHIT, MAN!!!
It Had Seriously Been A Long Time Since I’d Seen Anything Quite Like It.
When It Was Over I Was Seriously Like…
"WOW! Those Peeps Totally WENT-FOR-IT, Fo SHO!"
I Can Honestly Say I Was Expecting Some Of What I Saw…
…But They Pulled Multiple Punches Even I Didn’t See Coming.
Whatever You Have Preconceived For This Flick…
…Yeah…
…Lose It.
You Have No Idea.
The Write-Up On The Back Of The DVD Is As Basic A Breakdown As I Can Give Ya For The Plot:
{“…A Domineering, Upper-Middle Class Father Abducts A Feral Woman While Out Hunting. With His Twisted Set Of Ideals, He Decides To Embark Upon A Deranged Project – To “Civilize” Her – A Decision That He And His Family Will Soon Regret…“}
The Tagline For The Film, I Soon Found Out, Is Quite Fitting:
"Not Every Monster Lives In The Wild"
Now You Know Me, My Peeps.
I Hate Spoilers.
So I’m Not Gonna Go Into The Specifics Of What I Saw.
What I Will Say, Kiddies…
…Is…
…IT. IS. BRUTAL.
.PERIOD.
If You LOVE You Some Horror…
…And I’m Talkin’ Blood…
…Guts…
…Gore…
…The Whole Shootin’ Match…
…Then…
“THE WOMAN“
…Might Be Right Up Your Alley.
Now…
…I Know What You’re Thinkin’…
…And Yeah…
…You’re Right…
…I DID Get My Copy For $3.
(hehehe)
But I Would GLADLY Pay $20 For This One…
…Simply To Have It Sitting Proudly Within The Ole Collection.
Yeah…
…I Thought It Was KILLER!!!
Anyway, My Peeps…
…The Day Rolls Onward.
Hope You’re All Havin’ A Decent One.
